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So you know what I think about diet pills and the like. I think that people should just work their ass off rather than depending on a diet supplement to do it for them. Better for your health, no?

So what do you think? What’s your take on this?

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So what instrument do you play?

When I was younger, I used to play keyboard a bit. You know, try to compose stuff that I can sing to. I failed miserably. Since then, I haven’t done much in terms of playing instruments. Unless, of course, you count me singing.

If you were to ask me what instrument I’d like to learn to play, guitar would be first on that list. I also would like to learn how to play piano. One of these days, maybe.

So, what instrument do you play, and if you don’t play one, what would you like to learn to play?

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A few years ago, I ended up getting a digital camera as an early birthday present to myself. This camera needed an xD card, which was hell to find for a reasonable price. I found several other flash memory drives for sale for so much cheaper. Then I got to those and saw $60 for one. Are you kidding me?

I decided to wait. Things go on sale, and maybe this would drop to about $20. I got mine for $6. There was a sale on QVC for one day only, and narrowly missed the deadline for it. Great stuff, that. Since then, I’ve taken loads of nature pictures, and I’m able to not have to delete them from the camera because I ran out of space! Score.

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Stress, stress, stress
That led to a migraine
Which made me feel like shit for a few days.

Now you should know that I am a worrier. So much so that I’ll stress out, most likely get myself under the weather for no particiular reason. Also when I worry, I tend to shut down. I did that for the past week. I lost track of time to the point where I found myself asking “what happened”. What happened? I always joke about being really late about things, but it was really bad this week. I knew what was going on, but to save me my sanity, I blocked it out. Of course, I couldn’t do it entirely, so it would come back and hard.

I’ve been pretty miserable as of late in terms of health. Who knows why; most likely stress related. But don’t worry, I’ll be all right. So far, part of what I’m worried about is slowly working out. We won’t know until at least another week.

Thanks for your patience.

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A husband and wife thought that would be a good idea to start off the new year by looking into home gyms. They worked a lot, so getting a gym membership was out of the question, even though they can afford it. They found a couple of stuff, but they had different views. And things got very ugly.

Husband: Come on, honey! I like this machine! It has everything for the both of us!
Wife: But it’s too expensive! We’re hardly home to use it anyway!
Husband: Oh, we can afford it!
Wife: Doesn’t mean we should blow it all on stuff like this!
Husband: Wait…aren’t you the one who wanted to do this?
Wife: Yes, but–
Husband: Aren’t you the one who complained about her butt getting too big?
Wife:…Excuse me?
Husband: You said it yourself; “ahhh! I need to lose this butt!” Then I said, “you’re right; the sun is envying your right now.”
Wife: Are you freaking kidding me? You have jokes about my butt?!
Husband: You asked for it.
Wife: Okay, you wanna have jokes? Well, you know, your gut appears that you have swallowed a couple of bowling balls. I’m just saying.
Husband: Ohh…(laughs) Ohh, talking about my gut, eh? So, what whale are you?
Wife: What?!
Husband: You heard me! You beached whale!
Wife: You dinosaur! The only reason why I married you is because I was broke!
Husband: I’m getting too old for this! I’m gonna be 85 years old in a few weeks! I shouldn’t be messing around with someone your age, but I loved you!
Wife: Then maybe I should leave!
Husband: Go, you stupid golddigger!
Wife: (huffs) Hmph!

As she slammed the door behind her, her husband ended up buying the gym equipment he wanted, then called a divorce lawyer. He left her with nothing; not even a dumbbell. However, he left her a post-it that said “Hopefully that dude you were cheating on me with can afford you. Bye, Whale.”

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Dear Mother Nature,

Hai, do you know where I can find great Mesothelioma lawyers?

No, for serious though, what’s with all this rain? I’d like to go outside and take more pictures. At least the rain is making it possible for the flowers to bloom and flourish and all that. But, it also makes me all groggy and…ick.

Please be fixing that. Thank you.

I…hate you,

Nat Marie

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*Counts on her fingers then gives up*

I promise that it will not take 6 months (give or take) for another layout again.

But yes, I finally dragged myself away from PWI¹ long enough to actually be productive. I did change a few things from the screenshot a while back (as I always do). I’m also 99.99999% sure that I’m going to find something wrong and try to figure out why the hell it isn’t working. But I am loving this color scheme. Totally different from what I do. The browns, that is.

Since it is about 4am, I should be going. Maybe I’ll think of a story that surrounds leads for insurance while I sleep. Did you know that a couple of my writing pieces were inspired by dreams? In that case, I should write a horror play where someone gets killed in some gruesome way.²

Here’s a screenshot to leave ya with.

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Yesterday was a nice day. Hot as hell, but nice nonetheless. After (not) hearing a long story about how my mom wanted me to look into wood flooring online, I just went on to distract myself doing other things. One of those things is going outside and taking a walk (while risking an unneeded tan) and taking pictures. This is why I love spring, folks. This is the only reason why I love spring.

I figured that even though I wasn’t outside much yesterday, I’ll just stay in today. I hate the heat.

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I remember back about 10-15 years ago, there was this drug called Phen-Phen (or something like that). It was primarily used for…you guessed it; weight loss. Yet another “magic pill” for the lazy. But it was later pulled because it removed people out of the gene pool. Some magic pill. “Hey, take this and DIE!”

I came across phenphedrine reviews, and it reminded me of that drug, which contained this and something else (I forgot what though). It’s clear that this thing is dangerous, but people think “oh, I’ll take this pill, and I’ll lose weight!” Not the case.

PS: I fell off the bandwagon a while ago, but managed not to gain nor lose anything. My body is weird as hell.